Matchmaker, matchmaker

I participated in the chain of emails today at the job....

To: Weef!
From: webdr@webdr.com

You may think that this email is out of left field, but do you know a Janis Spindel?

To: webdr@webdr.com
From: Weef!

I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't know anyone by that name.

To: Weef!
From: webdr@webdr.com

ok, thanks
here's the reason
she is a matchmaker,
she said she has the "perfect person" for me, named *****, double Ivy grad etc...
there arent that many who fit that bill
my sister is an attorney and looked in martindale
thanks
webdr

To: webdr@webdr.com
From: Weef!

Sorry, wrong *****, but by all means good luck with your search!

To: Weef!
From: webdr@webdr.com

thanks
i told my sister that google had you married, so i thought it was a long shot