Sunday, July 29, 2007

Tour Winner Announced!

Dateline: Paris, France

In a surprising turn of events this afternoon in Paris, Miss Sophie was crowned winner of the Tour de France. After a doping scandal disqualified all of the other riders, Miss Sophie was awarded both the Malliot Jaune and was also named "King of the Mountains"!

When asked about her win, Miss Sophie was quoted as saying "I thought the Eiffel Tower would be bigger."

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