Is That Chinese Food?

[That was the question posed to us by one of the wood floor workers yesterday evening as we sat at the dining room table having dinner...]

Yes. [By which we mean you can't have any.]

Where'd you get it?

[Presumably a Chinese restaurant?!?]

Sunny Garden [And no, you still can't have any.]

How far?

[Fumbled attempts at directions] [And NO, you really can't have any.]

It's okay. I have GPS.

He then proceeded to leave, we guess buy some food, and then sit in our driveway in a parked and darkened van for three hours until the floor dried. [Alas, they had foolishly shellacked their equipment into our utility room and we weren't amenable to letting them come back in the morning to retrieve it.]