Wednesday, March 14, 2007

More Things You Don't Want to Hear...

Email Chain from the Job:

From: Member of One of Those Perky Southern California Offices
To: All US!
Re: [Insert BigFirm Name] Bicycle Jerseys and Shorts

We're working with a client of the firm to produce bicycyle jerseys and shorts with the firm logo. We did this in years past at [California Firm that merged with BigFirm] and everyone can attest to the quality of these jerseys. See link below for a picture, we may or may not be able to use the Lance Armstrong Foundation Logo. Due to price constraints, we have to charge $50 per jersey and $45 per pair of shorts, but they're really worth it! Let us know if you're interested in placing an order!!


From: Tax Partner
To: All US!
Re: [Insert BigFirm Name] Bicycle Jerseys and Shorts

On behalf of those of us whose physique is better suited to sports other than bicycle racing: if you're going to order Sumo loincloths (sorry, I don't know the correct Japanese term) with the firm logo, let us know.

From: Random Woman Employee #2213
To: All US!
Re: [Insert BigFirm Name] Bicycle Jerseys and Shorts

And what about Moo Moo's [sic] for the ladies!

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