Miss Kitty.

We're having Miss Kitty groomed by a woman named Loretta at Petsmart tomorrow. Personally, I'm shocked that Petsmart grooms cats and I have no idea exactly how they intend to accomplish this without a dart gun and a horse tranquilizer, but what the hell. In order to drop off Miss K we have to provide her rabies record. When I called the vet's office this afternoon, as usual they got Miss K's name wrong, "Oh, Mrs. Kitty?" No, not Mrs. Kitty! Haven't you people ever seen "Gunsmoke"?? It's Miss Kitty, damn it!